1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,033 The best superhero crime fighter on the planet 2 00:00:04,033 --> 00:00:06,567 is Mr. Spandex Avenger. 3 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:10,600 Ooh, cute tights. Oh, my gosh. I totally have the same pair. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,300 Mr. Spandex Avenger isn't as tough as my robot. 5 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,667 Your robot has an ice cream tub head. 6 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:22,934 Aren't those the lights from Dad's bike? 7 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:24,367 Yeah, yeah. You watch. 8 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:27,600 My robot's gonna win the gold medal at the Robot Olympics. 9 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,000 Sorry, I'm late. 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,200 The group project presentation is due today: 11 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,000 Wall walking. Let's see it. 12 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,467 - You didn't work on your group project? - I wanted to. 13 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,734 But Alex wouldn't take time from Dean. 14 00:00:51,734 --> 00:00:54,200 I like that Dean. Very nice boy. 15 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,300 Thank you, Dad. Besides, I made time. 16 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,200 - You were building a friend. - I have friends. 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,300 And they're all building robots, too. 18 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,500 Hey, we just doubled our clique. Sweet. 19 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,467 - Max? - Dad, can't talk now. 20 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:13,033 Look, working together as a team is extremely important. 21 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:16,500 We'll practice wall walking now. Alex, Justin, grab your wands, 22 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:19,767 and stand on either side of Max. 23 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:24,000 All right. Now, say "havity no gravity." 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,867 [both] Havity no gravity. 25 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:29,400 OK, Max. Walk up the wall. 26 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,200 [beeping] 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,000 Oh! Hey! 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,033 There's my emergency hamburger on the top shelf. 29 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:49,100 - Alex, Justin, concentrate. - Dean texted me back! 30 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,367 Your phone's interfering with my robot. 31 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:59,000 - Come on, don't... - Whoa! 32 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,367 ...lose your concentration. Max, are you OK? 33 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:06,500 Nope! This is an emergency! 34 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:10,200 And I can fix it with my emergency burger. 35 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:13,033 Oh! 36 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,967 [groans] 37 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:18,200 ♪ You know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 38 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,100 ♪ The end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 39 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,400 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 40 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,834 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 41 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,734 ♪ You might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 42 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:27,867 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 43 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:30,200 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 44 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,800 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 45 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,900 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 46 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:38,700 ♪ When you can get all you want in your wildest dreams ♪ 47 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,700 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 48 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:47,033 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 49 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:50,300 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:54,400 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 51 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,000 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 52 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,900 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 53 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,200 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 54 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,800 Yo, Russo. How about a root beer? 55 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,500 No thanks, I'm working. 56 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:16,400 No, I mean how about some more root beer? 57 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,600 I'm not thirsty. [laughs] 58 00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:26,233 I was trying to get you to come over there 59 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:29,200 so I could ask you if you'd like to go roller skating Friday night. 60 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,133 You mean like on a date? Our first date? 61 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:34,200 You want it to be our first date? 62 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,233 No, first dates are sappy. 63 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,667 But we have to go on a first date sometime. 64 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:44,300 Not if we call this fun little exchange our first date. 65 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:46,600 It was fun. I had a great time. 66 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,600 Thanks for walking me home. 67 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:59,600 So I hear you and Dean are going out on a date Friday night. 68 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:04,500 How did you possibly hear that? He just asked me a minute ago. 69 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,667 My robot's got hyper-hearing. I'm tapped into his signal. 70 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,367 Harper and I have been testing it out. 71 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:18,367 Well, your robot heard right. Dean and I are going skating. 72 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:21,834 Well, you'd better be careful with that one because Dean has a reputation. 73 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:26,233 He is dangerous! He has a key chain with a bottle opener on it! 74 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:29,000 He even uses it on twist-offs! 75 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:35,900 No, a reputation with girls. There's a corner of the roller rink known as Dean's Corner. 76 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,500 Where he takes girls to kiss them. 77 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:41,200 That's true, Alex! He's a kisser! 78 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:45,133 [whirring] 79 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:49,133 Change channel! Change channel! 80 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:56,867 I don't know, Alex! With Dean's reputation, I'd be nervous! 81 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:59,100 Oh, would you! 82 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:02,300 My goodness, Harper! 83 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:06,367 People make that stuff up. The point is I like him a lot 84 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:09,300 - and I'm gonna go skating with him. - Hey, Alex, good news. 85 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,600 Two couples are gonna come roller skating with us: 86 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,367 Joey and Kate and that Zeke guy really wants to come. 87 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:16,934 So I'm thinking we should find him a date. 88 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:21,300 - Maybe you could talk to your friend Harper. - [laughs] I'm right here. 89 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:25,200 - I'm her friend Harper. - Oh! Nice to meet you. 90 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,500 You're not as weird as everyone says. 91 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:31,200 Thank you. You are as scary as everyone says. 92 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,400 Thank you! 93 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,400 Great, so we're all going to the roller rink. 94 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:42,700 A group date? I thought this was gonna be an alone thing. 95 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:46,967 - What am I, 15? - Yeah, Alex. You are 15. 96 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,367 Would you just let me be mad? 97 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:53,967 Alex, I just got off the phone with your math teacher. 98 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:57,300 - You haven't turned in the last three assignments? - Really? 99 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,934 That's the first I've heard of this. 100 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:00,734 First you've heard of the assignments? 101 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:03,900 No, the first I've heard I'm in math. [laughs] 102 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,100 Do your homework. 103 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,200 Fine. I need your help with something. 104 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,200 I'm not doing your math homework. 105 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,400 No, no. It's about my first alone date with Dean. 106 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,300 It's gone from a twosome to a six-some. It's totally wrecked. 107 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,200 Oh, yeah! That happened to me when I was your age. 108 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,500 - But I eliminated the other couples. - Really? How? What did you do? 109 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,600 Well, I challenged the girls to a breakdance competition. 110 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,700 You should be good, beat them and humiliate them into not going. 111 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:34,600 Always start with the popping and the locking... 112 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,600 ...before you go into the ground work. 113 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:42,233 - Like this. - OK. Wow! 114 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:45,400 That's good, Mom. I'll definitely do that. 115 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:49,133 Oh! I think something popped and something locked. 116 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:00,467 Yeah, Kate. I know you had your heart set on going skating, 117 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:03,200 but I hear Tears of Blood are playing an impromptu concert 118 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,567 in the park this Friday night. 119 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:06,834 T.O.B.'s playing? Their drummer recovered? 120 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:09,500 No! I'm trying to get rid of people 121 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,200 so I can go on my alone date with Dean. 122 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,934 Yep, they're totally playing. 123 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:15,700 I know they're your favorite band. That's why I'm telling you. 124 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:18,934 - They're my favorite band, too. Ask if I can go. - Stop it! 125 00:07:18,934 --> 00:07:22,033 Um, so, um, we'll miss you at the roller rink. 126 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:25,600 OK, bye! [kisses] Ugh! 127 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,200 OK. One couple down, one to go. 128 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,500 - And try to keep up. - I'm keeping up. 129 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,967 I'm gonna go call the ticket broker right now. 130 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:36,700 There is no... Hey, why don't you give me the money. 131 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,467 I'll get you some tickets. 132 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,834 I can't believe it! 133 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:48,000 Somebody's been robbing delis in alphabetical order. 134 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,700 They're calling him 135 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,367 "The Alphabetical Order Deli Robber." 136 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:56,500 - What? - Yeah. 137 00:07:56,500 --> 00:08:00,367 He started with the Aardvark Café, then he hit the Banana Hut, 138 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,967 and he's worked his way up to the Umbrella Stand. 139 00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:07,700 - Umbrella Stand Deli? - It's food you can eat in the rain. 140 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:11,767 - Oh. - According to this article, 141 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:14,467 the robber's been stealing money out of tip jars. 142 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:17,367 So what? You don't give us the tips anyway, Dad. 143 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:20,934 And you know half that money's 'cause of these dimples right here. 144 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,567 Oh, well, he's also taking all the cupcakes. 145 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:29,367 Cupcakes? What a messed up world! 146 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,667 - What are the cops doing about it? - Nothing. 147 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:38,300 I guess they're too busy with criminals who steal big things like cars and jewels. 148 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,200 Are you kidding me? 149 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:44,033 I haven't used a car or a jewel in years, 150 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,000 but I eat a cupcake every morning. 151 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,467 Yeah, that's why your dentist sends me a Christmas gift every year. 152 00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:52,233 Wait a minute. 153 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:56,033 If the Deli Robber just robbed the Umbrella Stand Deli, 154 00:08:56,033 --> 00:08:57,600 then that would mean... 155 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,367 ♪ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P ♪ 156 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:04,000 ♪ Q R S T U... ♪♪V! 157 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,767 The Viking Deli is probably next. 158 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:08,200 - That's just down the block! - Yes, it is, Maxy. 159 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,667 And after the Viking Deli, then... 160 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:14,233 ♪ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P ♪ 161 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:18,233 ♪ Q R S T U V... ♪♪ 162 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:21,200 W! Waverly Sub Station! That's us! 163 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,300 Oh, boy, if only The Spandex Avenger were real, he could stop the Deli Robber. 164 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,667 [Max] Introducing.... 165 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,567 ...Maximan! 166 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:45,000 Uh... Max, what's with the costume? 167 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:49,767 I'm not Max. I'm... Maximan! 168 00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:53,600 Defender of the New York delis. 169 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,033 Dad told me the Deli Robber just robbed the Viking Deli. 170 00:09:57,033 --> 00:10:02,033 And if I'm not mistaken, W's next. 171 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:03,867 I'm not mistaken, am I? 172 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:06,467 About the alphabet? No. 173 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,967 About everything else going on? Absolutely. 174 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,967 Hey, Max, I heard you're working on the alphabet. Good for you. 175 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:25,133 Dad, never mind about the alphabet. What I need to learn is a spell. 176 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:28,200 Something that would tie someone up. Like shoes. 177 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,400 Like a person-sized shoe that robs delis. 178 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,800 I got just the thing. 179 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,200 Here. Toss that rope in my direction, 180 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,967 and say "soap on a rope, soap fell off a rope, 181 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:44,100 rope shot out of my hand, rope tie up that man." 182 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,100 Great. Simple. 183 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,934 Soap on a rope, soap fell off the rope, 184 00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:53,400 rope shot out of my hand, rope tie up that man. 185 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:03,467 - It didn't work. - That's because you need two other wizards to help you. 186 00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:07,100 - Do you know what you need to do now, Max? - Yeah. 187 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,834 I need to learn a spell that makes two other wizards. 188 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:21,800 Alex, I know I'm your best friend and all, but there's no way I'm going to Skate Barn. 189 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,500 I hate that big skating chicken they have. 190 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,800 It's OK, Harper. I'm not making you go. 191 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,834 Oh, my gosh, thank you, Alex. You're such a good friend. 192 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:32,567 Yeah, you're totally not getting why I'm not making you go. 193 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,100 Oh, I know why. You want to be alone with Dean. 194 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,767 But I don't think that's a good idea. 195 00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:39,133 Don't forget about the corner where he makes his move. 196 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,900 And I'm not talking about the spinning fly-bys. 197 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,000 Harper, that's just a rumor. It's not true. 198 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,900 Hey, Russo. Hey, what's-her-face. 199 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,200 I've got a nickname. 200 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:57,900 I'm thinking tonight I'll meet you at the roller rink in that corner by the lockers. 201 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,467 - [mouthing] - Oh, the corner. 202 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:06,033 All right. 203 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:11,800 Alex, hold this. That's "Dean's Corner." 204 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:16,200 Harper, there's no such thing as Dean's Corner. 205 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,667 It's purely coincidence that he asked me to meet him in a corner. 206 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,567 He asked me to meet him in the corner. 207 00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:29,934 OK, Mom, I took your advice and I managed to get rid of all the other couples, 208 00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:31,367 so now it's just me and Dean. 209 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,867 Ooh! Which pop and lock moves did you use? 210 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:40,667 The thing is now Dean wants to meet me in his kissing corner. 211 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:44,133 Oh, Alex, I'm very disappointed in you. 212 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:47,900 But I don't want to kiss him. I mean, I really like him. 213 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,867 It's just I don't want to be like all those other girls. What should I do? 214 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:55,033 Well, honey, this is what you need to remember: 215 00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:58,600 If a boy really likes you, he'll like you for who you are. 216 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,200 And I think who you are is a very beautiful girl 217 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:07,500 who, you know, can sometimes be a little scary, you know. 218 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,300 And a little devious and sometimes very sneaky. 219 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,800 And would it kill you to clean a dish from time to time? 220 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:18,033 Mom! Mom, please stay on the subject! 221 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,967 This is about me going on a date, but not kissing. 222 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,400 Kissing? What's this I hear about kissing? 223 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,100 - Who are you kissing? - Dad, I'm not kissing anyone. 224 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:33,100 - I'm gonna go on my date with Dean. - I never cared for that boy. 225 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:37,467 What? Just yesterday you said, "I like that Dean. Nice boy." 226 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:43,100 Well, of course he was nice. He was just using me to get to you and I fell for it. 227 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:47,367 Darn Dean's winning smile and twinkling eyes. 228 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,133 [rock music plays] 229 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,967 Hi, Dean. Here you are. 230 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:05,400 Second date. Alone. 231 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,300 In the corner. Just like you said you'd be. 232 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:12,400 You're kind of just saying everything you're seeing. Is everything OK? 233 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,300 Yeah. I was just thinking that we go skating right away. 234 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,600 Because we're here. At the Skate Barn. 235 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,900 Second date. In the corner. 236 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,867 Alone when we should be skating. 237 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:27,000 [laughs] You're still doing it. 238 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,100 Yeah, you're right. Can we just skate? 239 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,100 - Absolutely. That's what I came for. - Great. Thank you. 240 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:36,233 [announcer] Hey, everybody, reverse skate. 241 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,667 - You really just want to skate? - Yeah. I love this song. 242 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,200 Me, too. Way more than standing in that corner. 243 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,667 [announcer] Sorry about the pile-up. Let's everybody reverse back! 244 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,734 Really? Are you kidding me? 245 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,734 Um, 'cause I kinda thought you'd want to do something else. 246 00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:59,233 - Oh, I know what you mean. - You do? 247 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,600 - Bet I can lap you. - You don't. 248 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,967 What are you looking at, chicken? 249 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,734 OK, we've trained long and hard for this. 250 00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:19,100 I've reprogrammed you with the latest in digital technology. 251 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,567 We're ready for the big synchronized robot event. 252 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:25,033 [dance music plays] 253 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,767 So you'll dance with a robot, but you won't help your own brother fight crime? 254 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,767 Yeah. Pretty much. 255 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,100 I got to get to the Robot Olympics. You're on your own. 256 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,500 No, Justin, I can't be. 257 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,200 Dad taught me a spell to tie someone up, but I need partners. 258 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,700 - You're going after the Deli Robber! - I'm gonna stop him, too. 259 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,900 - Spells or no spells. - No, Max, you can't go out there alone. 260 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,700 - You'll get hurt. - No. I'm gonna use 261 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,867 - my limited knowledge of tae kwon do. - You don't know tae kwon do. 262 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,767 That's what "limited" means. 263 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,133 Oh, look. We're near the locker corner. 264 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,000 Maybe we should stop there for awhile. 265 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,934 I mean, I know I said I didn't want to before. 266 00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:25,967 But now that you don't want to, I kind of wondered why not. 267 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:29,200 - I don't need to stop. - Um, why not? 268 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,734 Why don't you want to stop in the corner? 269 00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,867 You usually stop in the corner, right? 270 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,934 You stop there so often, I believe they call it Dean's Corner. 271 00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:39,967 Oh, I get it. 272 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:43,467 You're tired since I lapped you. All right. Go rest up. 273 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,500 What? No! I... 274 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:54,667 The spinning fly-by? Chicken costume? Harper! 275 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,567 What are you doing here? 276 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,900 [coughing] 277 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,400 Feather. 278 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,000 I couldn't go on the skating date because I work here 279 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,834 and I was embarrassed to tell you. 280 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:16,133 You're embarrassed to tell me about a job where you wear a ridiculous costume? 281 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:19,200 You went to school yesterday dressed as a pilgrim. 282 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,600 And what are you doing in Dean's Corner? 283 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,467 Now that he doesn't want me in the corner, I want to be in it. 284 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:29,100 But suddenly I'm not good enough to kiss? Here he comes. 285 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:33,100 - Go! Go! - Stay out of that corner! 286 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,734 Um, Dean, can I talk to you? 287 00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:40,100 There's a lot of rumors going around about you in this corner. 288 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,367 Oh, man. I was afraid this was gonna happen. 289 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:48,667 - I know I got this reputation. - And if it's true, 290 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,233 it kind of makes me feel like you don't want to kiss me. 291 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:55,100 Look, kissing is all some girls seem to care about. 292 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,100 - I was just hoping you weren't one of those girls. - I'm not. 293 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,000 That's not all I care about. I mean, that's all I cared about 294 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,500 the past hour, but what is up with you? 295 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500 It's like you're... [groans] 296 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,867 OK. 297 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,500 Look, what happened with those girls 298 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,400 is after I'd kiss 'em, they'd run off and tell their friends. 299 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,233 They wouldn't even finish the date. 300 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:19,100 You think I'd kiss you and then take off? 301 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,700 - I don't know. - Well, I wouldn't. 302 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,567 I'd also play that claw machine where you win stuffed animals. 303 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:30,100 That's my favorite game. I won a caterpillar last week. 304 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:37,400 So, do you want to kiss me, or... Where did we land with all this? 305 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,233 - You're not gonna take off, right? - Absolutely not. 306 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,734 [Harper] Skateboard chicken dance time, everyone! 307 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:48,900 And I do mean everyone! Even you two, over in this corner! 308 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,567 You made me come over here! 309 00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,700 [polka plays] 310 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,734 - That was nice. - Alex! 311 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,900 Quick! We have to get Max. He's gonna try and stop the Deli Robber! 312 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,500 - That's insane! - I know, but he won't listen to reason. 313 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,767 - He could get hurt. We have to help him. - [groans] 314 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:22,600 - What am I gonna do? - Come on, Alex. Is this the skateboard chicken dance? 315 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,767 Will you come on? Go! 316 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,400 - Max, wait! - Max! 317 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,667 - You can't stop the Deli Robber! - I got this figured out. 318 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,934 I'm gonna go over to Murrieta Clown Supply to buy 40,000 marbles 319 00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:42,900 for 50 cents each. That's... 320 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,934 A million dollars? 321 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,867 Max, think about what Maximan would do. 322 00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:52,033 He'd walk up that wall and lasso the culprit when he least expects it. 323 00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:54,500 - [banging] - Here comes somebody! 324 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,967 OK, we'll do the wall walking spell to get you up there. 325 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,400 [both] Havity no gravity. 326 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,767 [man] Waverly Sub Station. 327 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,834 [cackling] I'm going in. 328 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,100 Soap on a rope, soap fell off the rope, 329 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,300 rope shot out of my hand, rope tie up that man! 330 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,100 [man grunting] 331 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,800 Ah! 332 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,467 - Nice work, Max! - You got him! 333 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,934 The jig's up, evil-doer. 334 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,600 You've stolen your last tip jar and cupcake. 335 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,200 Wait a minute. 336 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,033 How many people do we know go... [shouts] 337 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,600 [all] Dad! 338 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,767 - Dad. - I knew it. 339 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,967 Crime runs through these veins. 340 00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:01,200 That explains my struggle to stay good. 341 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,033 Actually, Max, I think Dad made the whole thing up. 342 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:07,400 - There is no Deli Robber. - Curses! I took the bait. 343 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,467 I wanted you guys to work as a team. 344 00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:15,200 Wait a minute. So I went through all this for nothing? 345 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,500 Not for nothing. You worked hard! You did a good job! 346 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:22,300 And I spent a whole month on that robot and then gave up the Robot Olympics? 347 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,300 Yes! For the team! Excellent! 348 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,133 And I left Dean after I promised I wouldn't. 349 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:33,934 What an admirable sacrifice. I'm proud of all three of you. 350 00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:37,133 As long as you didn't kiss the boy, Alex. 351 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:41,100 Aw, Dad is so proud of you guys! 352 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,033 - Hi. - I'm leaving. 353 00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:52,100 - You're like everyone else. - Will you give me another chance? 354 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,300 - Why should I? - Because I had to help my little brother, Max. 355 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:58,734 You met him last week or something. He decided that he wanted to be a superhero 356 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,900 and save the world, but it ended up being my dad. I was like, "My gosh..." 357 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,600 Yeah, you don't care about all this. 358 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,667 I brought quarters. 359 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:11,967 We can play the claw game for hours. 360 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,600 You're my kind of girl, Russo. 361 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,967 By the way, if you come to the Sub Station tomorrow, 362 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,500 you're gonna have to have exact change. Just saying.